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TOP TEN BEST SMELLING SITES ON THE WEB

Etidorhpaians metasurfing with L.O.R.D.s on a webplain just outside XiaFraZkhia

Liquid Orgonomic Ray Domes

By placing the face within the dome infused with liquid orgone we are able to metasurf the webs in both our universes with all our senses save touch. The "word/scuptural/sound/thoughts" we experience are often accompanied by their unique smells. Most are pleasing to our hypersensitive olfaction. Some are wonderfully rich, heady aromatic perfumes (see list below). Others range from "mothballish" to downright malodorous. The latter sites seem to pertain predominately to lawyers, politicians and racist hate groups. Oddly, we encounter these same stenches at some sites that claim to be of your Christian religion, while other such sites smell just fine. The "word/scuptural/sound/thoughts" we perceive form themselves into an almost hallucinogenic kaleidoscope of deep meaning, accompanied by exquisite musical "sound tracks", at all of your best sites. Not surprisingly, these sites also smell the best.

 

Here is our constantly updated list of Top Ten Best Smelling Sites on the Web:

1. THE QUAN YIN VIRTUAL ALTAR

Quan Yin Virtual Altar

2. THE LOS ANGELES CACOPHONY SOCIETY

LA Cacophony!

3. Whoosh!

Whoosh, Xena!

4. Hyperborea

5. Tim McLaughlin Works

6. The 3D Zone

7. Mike M Mollett

8. Hybrowse Hypoetry

9. Captian Beefheart Radar Station

10. Jack Diamond Music


 

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