What's up with this web page?
We offer this site as part of our ongoing efforts to condition humankind into accepting our imminent "arrival", NOT from "outer space", but from an alternate universe. The time is fast approaching when we will effect a non-discontinuous "portal" between our universes, thus virtually doubling the "size" of both our universes, synergistically increasing our collective space FIVE fold, which has been our goal for eons. Since your collective unconscious creates your universe when this "portal" opens (which will occur simultaneously hypersynaptically and hyperspacially) you will, at first, perceive this as chaos and madness. Your consciousness will expand beyond all known thought forcing you to abandon the illusion of separateness. In effect, everyone will become everything and you will be at one with all the universes. Naturally, such an occurence, without fair and proper warning and education, would cause world wide panic sparking rioting, murder, and suicide. No one wants that.
Wonderful! When will this happen?
Within the next 14 to 23 years. Your Mayan culture may have predicted the exact date to be in your year 2012 AD.
Does your world have a name?
The closest equivalent we can give you in your Earthling language is "Etidorhpa". (BTW, you are reading this in your own language no matter which language you speak.) Here is an atypical view of our "world". We think it's paradise and want to share it with our Earthling friends!
Gee, that sounds great. How can I come visit?
We do occasionally take visiters to our "world", those who are psychically evolved enough to withstand the, understandably, intense experience without going mad. Simply by finding and visiting our web site you are well on your way to qualifying! Who knows? We may come pick you up some night soon for a "date".
A date? Hey, are you the kind of aliens that go around raping Earthlings for experimental purposes?
No! Unlike some other extradimensionals that may have contacted you we are not in the habit of forcing our unwanted attentions on anybody . However, in those situations where there is clear mutual consent we say, "Ding dong!".
What is a Liquid Orgonomic Ray Dome?
We don't wish to brag but the Liquid Orgonomic Ray Dome is the finest device to browse web pages in all the universes. It is a modemless, screenless, chipless "etheric pulse driven" browser that is capable of megasurfing interdimentionally. It translates all text, graphics, and what have you, into our language and presents it to us as 4-dimensional scuptural "thought-image-sounds" without any special plug-ins.
What is the number 2732 all about?
Good question! Remember we said that we will cause our collective space to increase FIVE fold? The number FIVE is very important to both of our cultures for reasons that you probably couldn't understand as yet, but here are some hints to get you thinking in the right (or left) direction:
What does the number 5 have to do with 2732?
We were just coming to that. 2732 reduces numerologically to 5 (2 + 7 + 3 + 2 = 14, 1 + 4 = 5). You may have heard of certain conspiracy theorists that expound on the coincidences concerning the number 23 (2 + 3 = 5). They are close to the truth. However, the real heavy number is 2732, because it's 23 with a lucky number 7 between and a 2 at the end for twice as much power! If you look very closely in the bushes on the left side of the picture of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of a FIVE dollar bill and you can clearly see the number 2732 there then we will come take you on a "date" to our "world" tonight! If you think you can almost see it, keep trying! BTW, that Mayan date 2012 AD, 2 + 0 + 1 + 2 = 5!
Please, direct any questions not answered here to your satisfaction to our Earthling emissary: