Here is where all adventure begins. You have perhaps been thinking that we are all talk and little action. You better check yourself. Here in the Secret Center Cortex of the Grand Kweetarn you will merge into the RAM of history and gradually take on the personality of a being from the past. Remember, the remainder of this "ride" is only for those grip on reality is above the mark.

You have now become a very important personage in Etidorhpa history. Why, you are the Witness, the second most important EARTHLING in our history (for we consider lizards, amoung most other animals, to be earthings, too)! You provided the means by which we first contacted earth. You are the pet lizard of the most important earthling in our history, Varley Scupple.