One of our major attractions here is the Grand Kweetarn, this huge spheriod behind me.It is what you might call a museum, but it is really much more. Inside you will learn some of our fabulous history while being immersed in a metamedia extravaganza. You will be virtually transformed into historical figures and act out history. We hope you will emerge amazed!

Oh, my friends, my earthbound cousins, the wonders and awe that await your sensoriums within the Grand Kweetarn! You would not have come this far were you not already prepared, but prepared you must be for a virtual historical bi-astral plasma-pulse metaspectacle. The portal irises even as we speak to draw us inside...